I was taking the vocabulary quiz about rhetoric modes and features when I fell into deep slumber and had a weird dream. The dream went like this: after School I walked outside to catch my bus;as I was reaching my destination, I was intercepted by a suspicious looking white van and was kidnapped. Moments later I was dragged out of the vehicle blind folded and decended in an elevator into what seemed to be an underground facility. My kidnappers took off my blindfold and escorted me into a room where I met the renowned chef Gorda Ramsey. He told me that he decided to make me his apprentice and offered to train me in this underground kitchen. Of course,I accepted his offer. For the next two weeks,I was coached rigorously by Gordon. Receiving his classic insults that he uses on everyone such as, "You're a disgrace," or "I wish you'd just jump in the oven! It would make my life a lot easier." Finally,I was able to earn Gordon's approval. I was no longer that boring kid once upon a time, long long ago who didn't know how to cook;I was the successor of Moses equivalent of the culinary world. As Gordon and I parted ways, and I was driven back to my house,we were intercepted again midway by members of the Pink Elephant Mafia. I was enslaved and became the Head chef of the Pink Elephant Mafia kitchen for eternity. Brainwashed by our recent English classes,I woke up from the dream trying to identify aspects of verisimilitude.
The end
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